5-1-5-0 Somebody call the Po Po !

Have you heard that song by Dierks Bentley? It's funny. 5150 is the police code for basically a crazy person. 

I was looking through a certain small town newspaper, which shall remain anonymous, and found this section called:

                    Police Report 

Ya'll, you can't make this stuff up. Some of it was for real like shootings and robberies. And that's terrible. Although a lot of those shootings are happening outside of clubs, lounges and bars after 3am. Hmmmm....

But, the things I find funny are the not so terrible incidents. 

Here's one....

Someone was inside an apartment that was supposed to be vacant--cooking ground beef and chicken. More chicken and soft drinks were found in the refrigerator.

Oh my gosh! What? Cooking? And they had the audacity to bring extra chicken and drinks? Was the fridge even working? What about the stove? Sounds like maybe they were LIVING there.    

Here's another one. This is a call from a college library.

Officers met with a subject who reported that the televisions in the lobby of all floors had been removed. The case was assigned to Criminal Investigations, then investigators discovered that the televisions were removed by the University for an upgrade in cable.

How dumb did that guy feel?

Here's a couple more-

Neighbors were fussing about one woman using profanity and yelling while the other tried to sleep. The neighbor whose sleep was disturbed fired a pistol into the air to warn the other to be quiet.

I say ya'll be quiet. The girl ain't playing. She needs to sleep!

A man bringing his children home to his ex-wife's residence became angry when he saw his ex-wife's male guest. He demanded the other man leave and became more incensed when his ex-wife told him to leave instead. He called her father in Vietnam and told him about the male guest, and told deputies in his culture it was OK for a man to have a girlfriend but not for the ex-wife to have a boyfriend. He was very intoxicated, deputies wrote in report.

Hello? Give him a DUI! He just drove his kids home.

A man and his father argued because the son was angry because of supper not being cooked fast enough. 

Dang. I wonder if it was ground beef and chicken.

A woman was upset because her mother-in-law voiced displeasure about her staying in a room during family activities and not socializing?

You can call the cops for that? 

Last one---

A man and a woman fought because he would not give her a credit card. He suffered visible injuries.

That could have been any of us, huh girls ?!

Have a incident free day!

Grateful,

DD